all disheveled wandering stars

I love television and wear size 6.5 shoes. I also have red hair and this tumblr. Gideon Gordon Graves.

Here’s the thing, Tumblr.

My great-grandfather was best friends with Orson Welles and was a part of the Mercury Theatre. Ray Collins was in nearly everything Welles produced — including Citizen Kane (The mean guy Kane was running against— Boss Jim Gettys. Yup. You can see where I got the schnoz). 

SO. MY QUESTION IS —

Why wasn’t I part of “Me and Orson Welles?” Or at the very least, why wasn’t I invited to the red carpet as Zac Efron’s date?

Seriously.