March 26th, 2012 at 3:16PM

Q: I have popcorn. Should I eat it?

A: I wasn’t hungry when I first started typing this but then I got hungry. So. I’m going to eat it.

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August 14th, 2011 at 3:24AM

My “marry me” tag has

- Andrew Garfield

- Merry and Pippin

- Zac Efron

- Jason Schwartzman

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February 20th, 2011 at 5:20PM

Here’s the thing, Tumblr.

My great-grandfather was best friends with Orson Welles and was a part of the Mercury Theatre. Ray Collins was in nearly everything Welles produced — including Citizen Kane (The mean guy Kane was running against— Boss Jim Gettys. Yup. You can see where I got the schnoz). 

SO. MY QUESTION IS —

Why wasn’t I part of “Me and Orson Welles?” Or at the very least, why wasn’t I invited to the red carpet as Zac Efron’s date?

Seriously.

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February 3rd, 2011 at 7:53PM

I guess it’s kind of arrogant but I do feel a little above non-natural redheads.

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January 20th, 2011 at 7:52PM

MY PROGRAMS ARE BACK ON TONIGHT!

This. Post. Is. Necessary.

#THIS HAS BEEN A POST#parks and rec#Amy Poehler#gif#comedy night#nbc#post#emma stone
January 18th, 2011 at 6:37PM

My professor used the wrong “your” in his book.

Also this book is all about finding and dancing with your “inner life” and “inner dream.”

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