Q: I have popcorn. Should I eat it?
A: I wasn’t hungry when I first started typing this but then I got hungry. So. I’m going to eat it.
My “marry me” tag has
- Andrew Garfield
- Merry and Pippin
- Zac Efron
- Jason Schwartzman
Here’s the thing, Tumblr.
My great-grandfather was best friends with Orson Welles and was a part of the Mercury Theatre. Ray Collins was in nearly everything Welles produced — including Citizen Kane (The mean guy Kane was running against— Boss Jim Gettys. Yup. You can see where I got the schnoz).
SO. MY QUESTION IS —
Why wasn’t I part of “Me and Orson Welles?” Or at the very least, why wasn’t I invited to the red carpet as Zac Efron’s date?
I guess it’s kind of arrogant but I do feel a little above non-natural redheads.
MY PROGRAMS ARE BACK ON TONIGHT!
This. Post. Is. Necessary.