Step 212: Do not store cans of soda or tacos in...
oceanaroll: adulting: I’m serious, DON’T. I am not ready to tell this story yet, even though it happened six years ago, but trust me. Consequences can be dire. OR YOGURT.
there are some people on here who like you know um every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’ but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry
But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the...– The “Good Guy” Myth by Taylor Callobre (via hermionejg)
An hour later, I’m at my inn. It’s located up the road from a local French mime...– Our French Connection - The Morning News (via explodingdog)