you knew shit just got real when Ash turned his...
Anonymous asked: hey girl you know you can queue your posts right?
ZOOEY'S MISCELLANY: 20 great excuses for not... →
zooeydeschanel: 1. I don’t like this chair. 2. I’m tired. 3. I can’t remember what I am working on. 4. I’m simultaneously too warm AND too cold. 5. Adult attention deficit disorder. 6. Memories of childhood. So deep. 7. There are too many people fussing with chairs around here. 8. I’ve had too…
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?” “No, I died, like, four times.”
Sometimes I feel like I have some sort of split...
callmejude: On the Internet: In Reality:
peaceintheshadows: talking-bird: The Flu deleted scenes. Leslie does all these random things in her hospital bed and I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I SNORTED. That entire bit of Leslie in her hospital bed. How in God’s name do you keep a straight face while filming that?
fuckbitchesgetdani: Zuckerberg Eisenberg Samberg Iceberg Dinkleberg
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
Losing your parents while shopping
staytruetoyou-: at 6 years old: now:
wheresmymacandcheese: I need more “shrugging” GIFs so I can make more effective posts about me not caring about stuff.